Gravity is strong enough to keep everything stuck to Earth, yet it’s the weakest of the four forces.
the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
(via zechv)
I would totally buy a dishwasher that came with bowls and plates that actually fit in the dishwasher.
It is quite weird when an entire boy band sings a love song about one girl.
The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.
As I get older “Because I Got High” becomes more and more of an educational song because I have gotten high too many times and learned the lessons Afroman was trying so hard to teach me.
Imagine all the “I see dead people” jokes you would hear during a zombie apocalypse
If you’re an older twin, you can call your sibling every day and say “Back when I was your age” and tell then something you did 10 minutes ago
